So today i got up at 4:30 am, took a taxi to theairport at 5 am. I triple checked that I did indeed get a special deal to go for 16 francs...i ended up not getting it somehow (fucking europeans), only had 16 francs, so i paid in a dollar/euro/franc combination.
At the airport they would only let me have 1 bag and 20 kilos, and threatened to charge me $1000 to check my two bags ($1000 extra!!!!). I bitched them out after trying to be really nice at first. I threw some stuff out, got creative, and cheated, then had a lot of chutzpah, made her life miserable because she was going out of her way to make mine so, and ended up carrying lots of weight thru the airports, but didn't pay a dime. I got 10 kg out, suck 4 kg in after she weighed them, and tired her and her supervisor out so much after 1 hour at the desk that she didnt charge me.
I put myself thru carrying all my bags thru the train station from TA to Jerusalem to save myself 130 shekels (150 for the taxi, 20 for the bus....yeah...i'm crazy)
I got her, and spent 2 shekels for a shoko b'sakit (chocolate milk in a bag)
I'm in Israel. I'm in one piece. I haven't been so tired in a very long time.
O FO SHO.Ah israel...the U.S.-Euro purgatory. Feels like home, only meaner.
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